Real name:
Jeff Wunsch
Age: 23
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 170 (street
clothes) 190 (geared)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark Blonde
Joined: January, 2007
Primary weapon: TM MP-5A4
(Emily) OR TM M-1A1 (Laura)
Secondary weapon: KWC
1911 GBB (currently un-named)
Location: Pinehurst,
NC
Employment: Tile Showroom
Materials Manager
Role: Videographer/Assorted
Combat Tasks
Background:
In the beginning there was
the finger, and the finger begat the squirt gun, and the squirt gun begat
the SuperSoaker, and the SuperSoaker begat the Nerf gun, and the Nerf
gun begat the laser, and the laser begat the Red Ryder, and the Red Ryder
begat the Tippmann 98, and the Tippmann 98 begat the cheap Airstrike 240,
and the cheap Airstrike 240 begat the Thompson 1928 springer, and the
Thompson 1928 springer begat the Panther M-4, and the Panther M-4 was
dismantled, because it sucked, but not before the arrival of Laura, and
Laura necessitated Emily because the TM Thompsons are too damn heavy,
and then came the shell of the M-41A for Laura which became Brittney,
and the spring pistols yielded to the gas pistols, because they shoot
more faster and harder, and then he laid down his arms for one or two
games, wielding only the Jeffycam, and recorded the events for the enjoyment
of his teammates, and he was drawn in by the WWII scenarios, but he stayed
to chase reindeer.
Quote: "Thanks to everyone who co-operated with, or was oblivious
to, the camera."
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